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BrainBridge – The World’s First Head Transplant Machine Concept (brainbridge.tech)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Younger donor tissues reduce the risk of rejection and enhance appearance, with meticulous suturing and post-operative care to promote healing and minimize scarring.

Not an ominous sentence.

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