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When life gives you lemons... (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When life gives you lemons...

Demand to see life's manager.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Don't stop there.

Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!