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[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I mean sending ur kids to work cleaning a meat processing plant doesnt sound like a particularly smart way to ensure ur genes get carried on.

Ur moronic attitude is why our rights are being erased so daddy government can protect you from your own stupidity.

Are you seriously trying to claim that there would be zero indication your are cm away from an aeroplane propeller. If ur ears, eyes, feel of air movement are so bad u couldnt tell that then perhaps a Darwin award is nessasary.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I hope nobody talks this way about you if you should die from an accident.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Holy shit.

After reading both of your comments, I am left feeling dumber by at least 12%.

Quick, write about four more of them and I should be good and ready to find my way to a Darwin Award.