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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

my ex is a grass Google

Typo or rhyming slang...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It doesn't make you a hard man, going to court, you tit. I've been to jail because my ex is a grass. "Google my name" doesn't mean anything, but you're acting like it's a status thing, you muppet hahaha

"Grass" is slang for a snitch/informer. There are a bunch of proposed etymologies, including rhyming slang (grasshopper = copper), but none of them are very convincing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've never heard any rhyming slang that didn't seem like a joke was being had at the expense of sanity, but I take your meaning. Thanks though, I knew it must be something along those lines

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ve never heard any rhyming slang that didn’t seem like a joke was being had at the expense of sanity

The one that gets me is "aris" as it's a two-stepper: Aristotle -> bottle -> bottle and glass -> arse. It also relies on the the southern pronunciation of "glass", as most ones for arse do (unlike Hagen Daas).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Days like this, I wish English was my first and zeroth language, rather than just my first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

There are a bunch of proposed etymologies, including rhyming slang (grasshopper = copper), but none of them are very convincing.

Others include "snake in the grass" or the song "Whispering grass" (although the first use predates the song by 8 years).

It could also be rhyming island from "grass in the park" -> nark.

Grasshopper handily also explains "shopping" someone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It took me a while to get there, yeah.