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luv everton, luv israel, ate me missus, not a nonce (c.l3n.co)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ve never heard any rhyming slang that didn’t seem like a joke was being had at the expense of sanity

The one that gets me is "aris" as it's a two-stepper: Aristotle -> bottle -> bottle and glass -> arse. It also relies on the the southern pronunciation of "glass", as most ones for arse do (unlike Hagen Daas).

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Days like this, I wish English was my first and zeroth language, rather than just my first.

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