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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You gotta fuck a tree.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wouldn't that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled "Bangkok" (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah the tree picks you. You'll know it when you see it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is nice to feel wanted.

Okay, I'm in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good luck, lube up!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, that's what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience