▲ 898 ▼ The Holy? bible (lemmy.ml) submitted 2 years ago by Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 46 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sweet. I can turn all this extra oregano into something fun. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hihellobyeoh@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) If he turns water into wine, how potent will that "oregano" be when he's done with it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch god of booze and madness Mycanaean Dionysus. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] obre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ergotism permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So...which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hihellobyeoh@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) If he turns water into wine, how potent will that "oregano" be when he's done with it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch god of booze and madness Mycanaean Dionysus. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] obre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ergotism permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So...which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch god of booze and madness Mycanaean Dionysus. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] obre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ergotism permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So...which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] obre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ergotism permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So...which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities permalink fedilink source parent
[–] obre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Best I can do is ergotism permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So...which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So...which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities permalink fedilink source parent
