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Tom Nook Finally Passes Elon Musk’s Wealth & Becomes World’s Richest Business Owner (retrododo.com)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Racoon tycoon. Very clever, Nintendo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Technically he's a tanuki, which is in the canine family

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, does that mean the tanuki suits used by Mario are made from the hide of dead tanukis?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yes, and costumes from Temu were taken from dead anime characters and superheroes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Still called a raccoon-dog