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Sheriff calls for backup over wrong Burger King order (local12.com)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And pointedly, the police only respond for criminal issues. They are not going to assist you in a civil dispute like this. Unless you're the fucking sheriff. The best that could happen is the police come to trespass the caller.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They might arrest you to teach you a lesson in not wasting their time, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Or shoot you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Obviously not if you're the sheriff.