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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cop: They're tryin' to kill me here, they know I'm ay-lergic to lettuce!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't like that I laughed at this. But... Here we are. 🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well you are late2theparty....

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago