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Other Guy In Revolving Door Not Doing Shit To Help Move This Thing (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes i am. When I go through one that is manual, then I watch to make sure they aren't slower walkers (old/disabled). If they are then I slow down. If no one is over there I go at my own speed. If it's an automatic one then I just walk at the speed it is going. Those things (automatic ones) go slow as hell. My mom doesn't walk very fast (over 70 years old) and she can keep up with them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

If you truly were you would recognize that not everyone cares about the other users whether you claim to or not.

Maybe it isnt about you.