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Um. Hello? There are scientists there.
Which means scientific papers, then tourists, then garbage and a symbiotic relationship, then the eventual domestication of polar bears.
Not, you know, the international scientific community treating scientists like cats.
"Return Eenie or we feed another physicist to the bears. We know you fuckers took him."
Idk, I think polar bears would domesticate the scientists before scientists domesticated the polar bears.
Always wondered what it would have been like had we domesticated these things
Terrifying