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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Now there's a brand new sentence

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Goon of fortune.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!