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You may find you struggle with step 1.
I've been trying to do step one for years. But my bastard relatives refuse to die, and also refuse to be rich. Selfish I call it.
And then my siblings also think they're entitled to some of the non-existent inheritance. So many selfish people in my family...
Zoos tend to struggle with Step 7 and they have far better conditions than a beat up converted freighter
Also step 2. $4MM is not enough to run the kind of vessel needed to go to the poles for the length of time needed.