You're either the kind of person who reads their emails in real time and freaks if that little blue number ever reads "2" or you're the kind of person who selects their entire inbox and marks it as read twice a decade.

My wife is the former. I am the latter. I get too much junk. I go through my inbox a few times a day, read what looks important, and ignore the rest. I have 2,174 unread emails in my inbox and a folder called "auto junk" with 5,116 in it.

As opposed to switching to proprietary messaging services.