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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dying due to horrible climate events is already bad, why does it have to be called Milton for fuck sakes

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because Florida took his stapler.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm more expecting headlines like

#MILTON CREATES PANDEMONIUM IN FLORIDA

#MILTON'S PARADISE LOST: FLORIDA

#FLORIDA HELL ON EARTH THANKS TO MILTON

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean to be fair in the epilogue that drink server was being rude.

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Yes I get the reference and I love Paradise Lost but let me have this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

######okay i could flood this whole resort down