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Last time I went in a vegetables shop I only took a peach. I think the owner thought something similar of me, because he told me I didn't need to pay.
A PEACH IS NOT S VEGETABLE!
Yeah, owner was probably thinking "wtf is that doing here, I could lose my license!"
Vegetables are a portmanteau of vegetation and table, as they are vegetarian for the table.
All fruits are vegetation for the table, or vegetables. It's just that not all vegetables are fruits.
... the fuck else would it be?
A fruit? Never heard of anyone referring to it as a veggie. Cultural difference?
There ain't no culture that says peaches are vegetables and if there somehow was then that culture needs to be exterminated.
Chill my yin, no need to go full Israel over a culture classifying peaches differently
Yeah you need to go further
this guy thinks peaches are fruits
Non-vegan peaches
They sell peaches too, do you want to sue them?