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Goblin friend (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren't made of sweatpant material.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Sadly, no. I don't think I'm qualified to be a goblin. More's the pity.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Not to worry, I'm convinced you're a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.

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