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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro called for a boycott of Zoltar machines after his wish to become “big” went unfulfilled for the 4,000th day straight, confirmed sources who learned about this news against their will.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The Onion is great about sneaking in the best joke in the last sentence.

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