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It's always OK to mess with military recruiters (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Why did you join the Army?"

"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm surprised you're all taking this news so well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Ah. nice! Thank you for your service."