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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon turns 30 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Does profusely apologizing for puking on their dress count as conversation?

If yes then I'll have you know I'm quite the socializer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Well it's a start isn't it?

Just do a little better next time and the next time and the next time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can improve at being black out drunk?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Yes.

I'm sure it has some effect on your subconscious

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