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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Obviously a joke but you don't want to do this. He has sex with you and the deal is not legally binding and then evicts you anyway. Unless you had like body cam footage of the exchange going down.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you had like body cam footage of the exchange going down.

I have seen such cam footage.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Casting couch. There was no job

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

That's why you get the receipt, just like you normally do when paying in cash.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

yeah also your landlord is not only an asshole (like all landlords) but also a fucking weirdo