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Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian (theonion.com)
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subtitled screenshot of Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) in the 1998 film The Big Lebowski saying to Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) "Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers" as Donny Kerabatsos (Steve Buscemi) looks on

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The least believable part about this is boomers leaving behind money at all. If they're anything like the boomers I'm biologically related to, they brag about intending to "live it up" and "leave nothing behind but a beautiful corpse." smoothskin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So then I told the old man "Sir, your card was declined", and he just fucking died right there on the spot with a huge grin on his face.