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Slapping Chicken
(mander.xyz)
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Dry as a bone would be an understatement, it would be charcoal in a puddle of fat at that temp
"It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs."
morpheus, that you?
I think the phase change costs of the water content will also be a significant factor that isn't included.
Oh, in that case it only needs 9,213 slaps (delivered near-simultaneously) or a single slap at 1,490 mph.
“Consecutive normal punches”