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[-] [email protected] 98 points 9 months ago

Well that makes it easier to wash her hair in the sink I guess.

But also, hear me out, what if instead of that plastic thing she had a quick release hook, so she could use the tail (and the hook) for self defence? Hell, make the tail of braided leather and you got a cool whip for impromptu BSDM session!

[-] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago

Shit if your gonna do all that, might as well just hang a glock from it

[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

True patriot ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You're just winging it

While I'm slinging it

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Sounds like somebody needs to be punished ๐Ÿ˜

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

What if instead of a quick release hook there was a rubber o-ring on her head hair and a buttplug-shaped object on the ponytail.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

From plug-and-play ponytail to plug-and-play pony tail in one step.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

i noticed that they do sell buttplug ponytails at renaissance fairs.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

this makes a weird amount of sense ngl

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Whoโ€™s to say itโ€™s not a quick release?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The fact that there's no way to open those. The only way to remove them is to untie them from the hair on the head, and I doubt that a good yank it's a) enough (without ripping out hair!) and b) advisable

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

They could hide a latch in the part hidden by the hair. Would be trivial.

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