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Anon wakes up to the smell of bacon and eggs (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

> notice that this was a memory of mom from childhood
> super memory power unlocked.gif
> start taking notes of the memory details before taking the forget pill
> now have full cook-book of mom's
> eat mom's cuisine every weekend
> sweet nostalgia

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

get raw chicken
cook to internal temp of 30 degrees fahrenheit
enjoy your burger!