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I was only gone for a day or two... (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool.”

I'm a level 5 vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now it reminded me of Vladimir Sorokin's "Horse soup". Time to read it again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Vladimir Sorokin’s “Horse soup”

https://www.bookrags.com/studyguide-horse-soup/#gsc.tab=0

(Reads blurb. What the actual fuck.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm a level 2 proto-vegan, though it's functionally equivalent to a level 8 in normal terms I think.

Anyway, our food is cultivated in an open source orchard (the genomes are all fully sequenced) using plea bargains with the surrounding woodland, where we encourage feral animals to aerate and urinate on the soil and we sensually assist in the procreation of the plant reproduction taking a 1%-5% crop yield over what the flies do not touch.