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That's a big burger (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

For those who don't know, Martian solar eclipses suck compared to ours. The near equal relative size of the sun and moon to Earth is why we get such awesome eclipses.

Perks of having a planet-sized object slam into your planet during its Hadean Eon.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Phobos is just not very aesthetically constructed.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't be phobophobic

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

i thought the only thing we were supposed to phobic of was phobos itself

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wife: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Me, a discerning scientist: “You’re just not very aesthetically constructed.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

See, that's fine the first time it happens. But after a couple of iterations you should have enough experimental data to know the answer that means you don't have to sleep on the couch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Some people find hydrostatic equilibrium aesthetically pleasing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Especially after we sent our space marines there to kill all those demons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Only one will actually get the job done, though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Space potato.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

You can't fool me, those are just the cookie monster's eyes

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Since our moon is moving away from us we’ll have these sorts of eclipses in the future. The fact that we’re living at a time when they’re the same apparent size is pretty amazing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine eclipses in the very early ages of life on land. It would be like Pitch Black.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The creatures in Pitch Black had a more equitable society, prove me wrong