this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 157 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This dude would have started up Quake and then never quit because the quit screen would basically call you a pussy for leaving.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

I'm still stuck in Doom.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can't quit Alpha Centauri because "Dont go. The drones need you. They look up to you"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

So plaintively. Got me every time. I guess I could stay for a few more Winamp songs...