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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Santa Clause can't be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

So he's some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?