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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I stubbed my toe the other day and it felt worse than getting your head chopped off

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Let me fix that..

"I stubbed my toe the other day and it LITERALLY felt worse than getting your head chopped off"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

To be fair, if a guillotine is used, the blood pressure drop is probably going to knock you out before the searing pain prior to death kicks in, so a stubbed toe could arguably feel worse

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I need a red circle around the most important part of this sentence please