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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

May I introduce you to the Gemini project?

It's a new(ish) protocol for sharing interlinked text documents. It's intended to sit between Gopher and HTML in terms of complexity and is deliberately, aggressively simple (some might even say crippled) with the intention that it will be nearly impossible to extend the protocol for surveillance capitalism. It's not trying to replace ye olde WWW, but to provide a human-focused place for text-first, 90's-style sites to live. ...just without the blink tags.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

…just without the blink tags.

NOOO! IT IS BROKEN!

How am I build my cool website without a blinking "Thank You For Reading!"???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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