this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2024
436 points (97.6% liked)
The Onion
4431 readers
1993 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Check out Michael Jordan's tipping philosophy
Eww, gross. Another cheap bastard.