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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

try it for a tofu cheesecake bottom

Excuse me?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hes more like one of those sicilian maggot cheeses they banned for food safety reasons

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

in retrospect i should have used thicc-trump to symbolise his delicious cheesy cakes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

...emphasis on "cheesy"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tofu cheesecake sounds pretty normal to me. You'd want to use silken tofu, of course, but I bet a tofu cheesecake would be amazing. It's all in how you flavor it, just as it is for a cow titty juice cheesecake.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No no I just have my mind in the Mariana Trench, to me that sentence sounded like biscoff would somehow make your butt soft as tofu cheesecake or summon whatever a "tofu cheesecake bottom" is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Well, yeah, if you eat too much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You’d want to use silken tofu, of course,

Ooooooh. I was thinking of firm tofu and was like "that sounds awful, the taste and texture would be all wrong." But that makes a lot more sense.