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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (16 children)

Yeah but I don't have to carry an actual ton of weight on my bike.

Except when I'm taking yo mama home after date night

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Your mom is so fat when she sits around the house she's morbidly obese.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a stab at fat..... I can't help but feel targeted but I'll have to wait until the stabbing pain in my chest subsides. The shooting pain down my left arm is lessening already! I'm fine, everything's fine..... just let me catch my breath for a moment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Old "your momma" joke..... Your momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits "around" the house! Meaning that she's as big as the whole house or even bigger than the house.

Which someone that fat is morbidly obese.

So the joke is a twist on the joke, with a jab at the fat person, in the form of faux concern over their health.

Sort of in the same vein as "bless your heart" or "he/she has a great personality".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks now I get it and can rest assured it wasn’t funny.

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