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[–] [email protected] 139 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

I'll have the burger whose contents are stacked too high to eat comfortably and spill out when you try to bite it, please

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

With a wooden stick in it half the height of the burger, if you could.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The stick is so it doesn't fall apart on the way to the table, after that it's your responsibility

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

And your choice of IPA, Hazy IPA, West Coast IPA, XPA, or lemon squeezed on ice and a dash of ginger ale.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sure thing, is an inch-thick slice of tomato okay or did you want thicker?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

It comes out with a dull ass steak knife stabbed through the top

[–] DJDarren 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Burgers need to be wider, not taller.

When I'm the King I will mandate this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] DJDarren 1 points 3 months ago

No one will vote for me, I’ll take the throne with sheer bloody force.

But I appreciate the sentiment.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

at the point where your cutlery becomes necessary to eat your burger unless you pig-trough it you have failed at making a burger

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

UK: Is there any other way?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Craziest Burger and shakes I've ever had were in Boston.

Boston Burger Company

Adding Portland to my list now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love BBC.

Havent heard of this place though, Ill check it out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I also love BBC! Never been to Boston, though.

[–] DJDarren 4 points 3 months ago

BBC is the best! I love their radio stations.