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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But they control rules of who comes in theater. At least in beastly capitalism they do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Suggesting theaters are going to check people for a full stomach before entry is absurd stuff that should probably stay in the bounds of black mirror-esque science-fiction works.