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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Actually not that bad, AK47s for arms mostly negates the praying mantis' most dangerous feature which is it's grip. Also, gorillas tend to use their hands while walking, so the AKs would get their barrels full of dirt.

Or maybe this is more mantis body and gorilla members? Which would be just a cricket with a funny butt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're giving the devs a lot of credit, here. It's less "this particular chimera would be most adept to combat" and more:

"I drew a super-buff zombie alien man with a weird head. He can shoot lazers. Writers, make a backstory for him."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lady Dimitrescu enters the chat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So basically:

Takano: I drew a hot big witchy gothy dommy mommy.

Fans (drooling): Step on me.

Takano: Writers, make it work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And then they fired all the writers for the rest of the game.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just procure more guns?! Yes, I live in the u.s....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Linear Launcher. The only gun you need.