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[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

My credo on this kind of thing is never do something that will make your successor so mad that they find out where you live and post parts of your body to Interpol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Good fences make good neighbors.

Corollary: server-side commit hooks make good teammates.