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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

granted. you can control your own mind.

Wait no I don't know how but somehow that's got to be technically just as powerful as controlling someone else's

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

Got anxiety? No you don't. Need to study for a test? Your new photographic memory says otherwise. Wish you could play a game again for the first time? Can't wait to play that new game I just heard about, it's gotten all kinds of praise!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

True free will at last.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

if you get to just control one person's mind, I guess. I'm good enough at my own. I was interpreting it as controlling anyone's mind, as in a bunch of people at a time. You could just tell them you're invisible, for one.