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Hockey star Matt Dawson amputates finger to play at Olympics (www.bbc.com)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a doctor and I can assure you that "from the knuckle up" means all that's left of him is the tip of a finger, which will be shit at hockey

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know, he could ride the puck now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

He could certainly ride my puck