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‘Boneless’ chicken wings can have bones, the Ohio Supreme Court says

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/25/nx-s1-5052004/boneless-chicken-wings-ohio-supreme-court

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I didn’t have to kill anyone, or anything,

most people don't kill anything for nonvegan nuggets

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I do. This is why I am banned from McDonalds worldwide.