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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't have any nuts in the pantry because I don't like them. My brain knows this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Well thanks to my unhelpful brain I'm losing weight from not eating enough

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I saw someone make "mashed potatoes" out of Pringles... seriously wondered why. But they did.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I guess one could but... that just sounds expensive and weird-tasting to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah it actually did, looked slightly less disgusting than I would have expected it to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I love that! Thanks for sharing, that's an idea that has never crossed my mind

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Procrastinate long enough and you'll still be eating them though. Why? Because you haven't been shopping and it's wayyy easier than cooking -my brain