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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to getting old, it just keeps getting worse then you die.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

eats crap food for years

starts to feel crap

"Must be getting old."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Well according to every 113-year-old they've ever interviewed the secret to life is smoke 80 packs a day. So you never know perhaps junk food really is the elixir of life