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Democrats Panic After Kamala Harris Ages 40 Years In Single Night (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO,” Collins posted on X. “We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and shar[ing] the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.”

Neat.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The new owner used to be in charge of the misinformation best at his old news room. Now he makes fake news.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The best outcome. Honestly, if we could convince other misinformation reporters to turn to comedy the world would be a better place.