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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's not impossible. Crowdstrike has done it recently to linux machines.

Kernel panic observed after booting 5.14.0-427.13.1.el9_4.x86_64 by falcon-sensor process:
https://access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Paywalled, unfortunately