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Man Clearly Gamed ‘Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Are You?’ Quiz To Get Raphael (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but when I was 6 years old, I knew two things: Pizza is awesome and Cowabunga!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I get it. I could have been your pizza loving, machine doing friend at 6. We just needed a fun and sarcastic friend and a bossy piece of shit to hang out with!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My cousin was in love with Donatello… he had a “lab” in his basement. I ended up being more of a Donatello-type myself in the real world. Never understood the mainstream appeal of Raphael, but we’re all brothers. Heroes in a half shell.