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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

worst thing to happen to this country since President Clinton,” said Republican Governor, Greg Abbott, as he turned on a generator to power an air conditioner and dressed himself in a bullet-proof vest

Yup, sure sounds like him.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Honestly it's the least believable line in the article. No way Abbott misses a chance to bash Obama.