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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Anti-gratitude thread.

Sleep inertia.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Literally five out of eight of my team (including the boss) are out sick. I'm solo at this site today for the fourth time in a week. Winter illnesses can GTFO.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When you ask for an ETA (estimated time of arrival) and they say, "I'll let you know when I leave my place," "30 minutes" or "I'll let you know when I'm at x location on the way". All wrong answers.

The correct answer is "I should get there at 10.30 but I'll let you know if anything changes".

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Within my line of work ETAs are almost always "within the hour".

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah. Sometimes you just don't know how long something will take, and that's okay too. But bullshitting an answer always works out worse if you have no clue how long it'll take. I guess the bloke from Port Douglas learnt that the hard way. (Warning: Reddit. Couldn't find a non paywalled non Reddit link)

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Still slow-ass mail delivery.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AusPost?! ๐Ÿ˜

How'd your video chat go?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Toll, Aramex....I have a lot of parcels on the way.

It was good.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I woke up with a slight earache.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A presidential candidate is attempting to swap body with you

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I don't want to be orange

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

In office today and only member of my entire team. I'm surrounded by people I don't know but starting to hate.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Due to 6 or 7 coffees yesterday of which I lost count Iโ€™m totally wrecked today.

And my package was delayed today and wonโ€™t arrive until tomorrow.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Switched my sleep back to 6am wake up. Feel utterly fucked.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Me too! We've got this

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Teenage behaviour.

Its coming from a teenager so is somewhat expected, but still