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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

She checks your phone to see if you're cheating

but all she finds

Is Star Trek memeing

Not sure if it fits a haiku pattern, but how about that?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

~~Haikus are 7-5-7 for syllable patterns. This would be the correct lines:~~

~~She checks your phone to see if~~

~~you're cheating but all~~

~~she finds is Star Trek memeing~~

I went to check because the rhythm felt wrong. Haikus are 5-7-5. We're two syllables too long. Maybe this would work:

She checks your phone to

see if you cheat but all she

finds are Star Trek memes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

She's checking your phone

Expecting cheating, she finds

Only Star trek memes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Now a limerick!
A young Vulcan once lived in Nantucket
His logic so sharp he could... I don't know what to put next.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

There once was a Vulcan from Nantucket

With a logic so sharp he could pinch hit

In an old human game

Which he loses, so lame

and the rhyme for Nantucket? Amok it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A Vulcan they called Mister Jibbles
once had a basket of tribbles
they bred all night long, multiplied by the dawn
and caused lots of ~~trouble~~ mayhem and giggles!

EDIT: take a wild guess
EDIT2: the Vulcan with logical giggles!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

She finds

Star trek

Memes